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• Here we have, Duff, Duff Light, and our newest flavor, Duff Dry.
• Homer: Well, time to go to work. Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
  Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan....
• Nixon: Well I would suggest, Mr. Vancouver, that if you knew the President that, that was just a facetious remark.
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• Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.
  "Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that....
• Not sure if it's letter-perfect, that's a phonetic interpre What am I talking about - I have the book right here!
  OK, the "chust" is "just", and there's no comma, but apart from that, it's exact!...
• Sirius is paved with gold So I've heard it said By nuts who then go on to say "See Tau before you're dead.
  I'll gladly take the high road Or even take the low, But if you have to take me apart to get me there Then I, for one, won't go....
• Tour guide: At this point in time, I would like to direct your attention to the particular air vehicle next to which I am currently standing.
  The Harrier Jet is one of our more dollar- intensive ordnance delivery vectors....
• Guide: Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the yea
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• Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer -- Lisa
  I have one. Tour guide: Yes? Lisa: Is the remarkably sexist drivel spouted by Malibu Stacy intentional, or is it just a horrible mistake?...