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• Barney: Hey Homer, didn't you say that if Duff Dry wins [the Duff Bowl], your daughter loves you?
  Homer: Not Duff Dry. Washington! Barney: Okay, okay....
• The man never drank a Duff in his life.
  -- Homer watches the Duff Beer commercial from 1960 featuring Nixon, "Duffle...
• Homer: Well, time to go to work. Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
  Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan....
• Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator!
  They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and....
• TV Announcer: Loaf-time, the cable network for the unemployed, will be back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this.
  Duff Beer commercial: Unemployed? Out of work? Sober?...
• Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a refreshing drink from hops and barley.
  [drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A....
• Nixon: Well I would suggest, Mr. Vancouver, that if you knew the President that, that was just a facetious remark.
  Announcer: And now a word from our sponsor. Kennedy...
• Oh, there's only one can of beer left, and it's Bart's.
  -- Homer finds a `Property of Bart Simpson' sticker on a can of Duff, "Radio Ba...
• Jay: And now, the winner of the grand prize. [tears open an envelope] Barney Gumbel!
  Barney: What? Wow! Burns: [shudders] Marge: Homey, you voted for the right movie....