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Homer: I'm Here For The Alc-Anon Meeting. Lovejoy: Mm-hm.
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Homer: I'm here for the Alc-Anon meeting.
Lovejoy: Mm-hm. Third door on your left.
[Jasper walks up]
Coping with senility?
Jasper: [gruff] No. I'm here for Microwave Cookery. No, wait.
Coping with senility.
-- At the Community Center, "Duffless"
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My name is Homer, and I'm just here because the courts made me come.
-- Homer introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...
Lovejoy: Homer, with our help, you'll never touch a beer again.
Homer: Aaah! [jumps out the window] -- The Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...
My name is Otto, I looove to get blotto.
-- Otto introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...
They do say, Mrs M., that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain.
They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover....
Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot, how come nobody reported it?
[at the old folks home, they pound on door 26] [Jasper answers] Wiggum...
Lovejoy: So Homer, pleas feel free to tell us anything.
There's no judgment here. Homer: The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers....
Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....
Judge: Your license is hereby revoked, and I'd like you to attend traffic school and two months of Alc-Anon meetings.
Homer: Your honor, I'd like that stricken from the record....
My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!
-- Hans Moleman introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...