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• Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
  Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...
• Ned: Howdily doodily, there, President Bush -- or should I say, "President Neighbor"!
  I'm Ned Flanders, and this is Maude, Rod, and Todd....
• Ned: [sleepy] Howdily-diddely. Phone: Greetings, friends.
  Do you wish to look... Ned: [hangs up] Oh, it's that darn recording again....
• Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
  Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
• Marge: Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house.
  Something incredible has happened. Ned: Oh what happened now?...
• Ned: Howd... Phone: Greetings, friends... Maude: Ned, did you plug that phone back in?
  Homer: Shut _up_! -- When you shut up first,"Lisa's Date With Density...
• Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
  Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love and forgiveness....
• The Flanders' are having a beef-a-thon. Incredible Ned-ibles.
  Maude-acious vittles. -- Lisa reads Ned's barbecue invitation, "When Flanders Failed...
• Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings. Ba
  But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out....