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• Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album] Lisa
  [gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When I said my stomach hurt, you were the only one who believed me....
• Lisa: Bart, if you don't want to have a babysitter, maybe you should stop being such a baby.
  Bart: Oh, I'm a baby, huh? Well then I'll act like a baby....
• Database: Perhaps some night you could show us your comet.
  Bart: [pointing] There it is right there. Database...
• Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
  [everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I hear something....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Monroe: This is what's known as aversion therapy. When someone hurts you emotionally, you will hurt them physically, and gradually you will learn not to hurt each other at all!
  And won't that be wonderful Homer? Home...
• Lisa: [writing] I propose to determine the answer to the questio
  is my brother dumber than a hamster? Bart: Hey Lis, look what I can do!...
• Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone] [looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
  Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection Agency?...
• Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000? Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
  Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons....