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• Burns: Just sign this form, and the money will be yours.
  Muhahahahaha.... Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny Smithers did today....
• Burns: His name? Smithers: [holding a copy of the incriminating photo] Homer Simpson sir, a low-level employee in sector 7G.
  Burns: Simpson, eh? -- "Homer's Night Ou...
• Smithers: You have any collateral? Burns: Oh, Smithers, let's not be so cold.
  His spirit is my collateral. -- Approving Homer's loan to pay for "Lisa's Pony...
• Burns: Who is that bookworm, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? How very strange....
• Burns: Are you acquainted with our state's stringent usury laws?
  Homer: [slowly] Usury? Burns: Oh, silly me! I must've just made up a word that doesn't exist....
• Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns! Burns: Hello there.
  .. uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson, Homer....
• Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name....
• Burns: And what's your name? Homer: Homer Simpson, sir.
  Burns: Simpson, eh? I'm Monty Burns. -- Pleased to meet you, again, "When Flanders Failed...
• Burns: None of these cretins deserves a promotion!
  Smithers: It's in the union contract, sir. One token promotion from within per year....