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Lisa And Marge, These Braces Are Invisible, Painless, And Periodically Release A Delightful Burst Of Calvin Klein's Obsession.
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Lisa and Marge, these braces are invisible, painless, and periodically
release a delightful burst of Calvin Klein's Obsession... for Teeth.
-- Dr. Wolfe, "Last Exit to Springfield"
Related:
Dr. Wolfe: I'm also afraid little Lisa is going to need braces.
Lisa: Oh no! I'll be socially unpopular! ... More so! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
These predate stainless steel, so you can't get them wet.
-- Dr. Wolfe shows Lisa a more affordable set of braces, "Last Exit to Springfield...
Dr. Wolfe: Maggie's teeth are coming in rather crooked.
Has she been sucking on a pacifier? Marge...
Bart: Dr. Wolfe likes to pull kids' teeth so he can sell 'em.
Kid: To who? Bart: Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint?...
Lenny: So long, dental plan! Homer: [thinks...] Lenny's voice
Dental plan! Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces. Lenny's voice...
Look, fellas. It's Lisa in the sky. -- Ringo, "Last Exit to Springfield
I brought my own mike! -- Dr.
Joyce Brothers appears on `Smartline', "Last Exit to Springfield...
Braces for false teeth. -- Polish inventio
Lisa: This is your chance to get a fair shake for the working man.
Homer: <And> make life-long connections to the world of organized crime....