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• Kent: Um, my director is telling me not to talk to you any more.
  Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Lenny: You want another card or not? Homer: Huh? Oh, OK.
  I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!...
• Homer: Uh...I'm out. Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal, um.
  ..Sampler. [three six ten jack king] Home...
• Lenny: Uh oh...he's done for! Carl: Ehh, don't worry.
  The safety glass will protect us. [Gas leaks through the glass] Lenny...
• Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy, and you be what's-his-face.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma...
• Homer: [gasps] Duck! I can't let the boys see me with you!
  Ned: What? Homer: [grunts, pushes Ned down] Hi! Lenny...
• Then I got <this> scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet.
  -- Homer, "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor forever.
  Hello, dream job in paradise. [scene switch to Homer against a backdrop of blue skies, beaches, palm trees, and steel drum music] And now, the final phase of my plan....