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Whenever I'm Confused, I Just Check My Underwear! -- Grampa Simpson, "The Fro
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Whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear!
-- Grampa Simpson, "The Front"
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Dear Mr. President. There are too many states nowadays.
Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot!...
Of course you're confused - you're wearing my underwear.
I will not be briefed or debriefed, my underwear is my own.
When I read your magazine, I don't see one wrinkled face or single toothless grin.
For shame! To the sickos at `Modern Bride' magazine....
I'm just confused....I USED to be amazed!
I may look busy, but I'm just confused!
Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strife at home and abroad.
But I promise you, the second all of those things go away, we'll have sex....
I can't believe I ate the whole thing. -- Homer Simpson The Fro
I washed my edible underwear and now they're gone.