Nerd 1: Come On, Mr. Simpson, You'll Never Pass This Course If You Don't Know The Periodic Table.

Homer: Guys, believe me, I didn't mean to get you expelled.
Nerd 3: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves....
Nerd 1: Hey, the pig's acting kind of funny. Nerd 2
He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor. Nerd 3...
Marge: If you're going for a ride, I'd like you to take Bart and Lisa.
Homer: [plaintively] But Marge, we're college guys and we're up to no good....
Homer: Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study.
I'm going to show you the true meaning of college...
Nerd 2: OK, guys: push him out of the way in exactly three seconds.
Nerd 1: Should we correct for wind resistance? Nerd 3...
Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed. Home
[whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!...
Nerd 2: What are you going to do, Mr. Simpson? Home
Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out....
Homer: Look, I'm supposed to get a physics tutor. Nerd 1
Well, you've come to the right place then. If there's one thing we know, it is science....
Homer: All you can eat. Ha! Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fradulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story".
-- "The New Kid on the Block...