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• Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
  Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love and forgiveness....
• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Homer: Hey! Somebody sign an autograph? Please? Somebody.
  ..sign an autograph? Hey, would you sign a....
• Ned: We did it! We got rid of -- [siren wail
  Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm not "hepped up on Goofballs....
• Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
  Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy? Ned: Uh, er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother.
  Family only, you know? Homer: Right! No reporters....
• Ned: [sleepy] Howdily-diddely. Phone: Greetings, friends.
  Do you wish to look... Ned: [hangs up] Oh, it's that darn recording again....
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult this guy.
  You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning moronly....