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• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Krusty: I'm going to personally spit in every 50th Krusty Burger!
  Homer: I like those odds! Episode: the one when krusty gives away food based on how well the US does in the olympics....
• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
• Krusty: I don't know how to thank you kids. Bart: That's all right, Krusty.
  Lisa: We're getting fifty percent of the T-shirt sales....
• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
• Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
  -- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Krusty: All right, here's the deal. Every time you watch my show, I will send you.
  .. [holds up a check] forty dollars! Voice: [fine print] Checks will not be honored....
• Gabbo: And now it's time for another patented Gabbo Crank Call!
  Bart: I can't believe it. He stole this bit from Krusty!...
• Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry. Krusty: Pfft.
  Know him? He's my worthless half-brother. Lisa: He's a big TV star....