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• If this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!
  -- Krusty the ex-Klown, "Krusty Gets Kancelled...
• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Bart: Somebody ought to ruin Gabbo's career the way he ruined Krusty's.
  Lisa: Two wrongs don't make a right, Bart. Ba...
• Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry. Krusty: Pfft.
  Know him? He's my worthless half-brother. Lisa: He's a big TV star....
• Quimby: I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies.
  But as Gabbo would say, "I'm a bad widdle boy." Crowd: Yaaaaaay! -- "Krusty Gets Kancelled...
• Krusty: I don't know how to thank you kids. Bart: That's all right, Krusty.
  Lisa: We're getting fifty percent of the T-shirt sales....
• Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
  Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
• Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
  ..unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!...
• Krusty wore big, floppy shoes, but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people.
  -- Bart in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...