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Krusty: I Don't Know How To Thank You Kids. Bart: That's All Right, Krusty.
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Krusty: I don't know how to thank you kids.
Bart: That's all right, Krusty.
Lisa: We're getting fifty percent of the T-shirt sales.
-- The money is in the merchandising,
"Krusty Gets Kancelled"
Related:
Krusty: Hi, kids! Who do you love? Kids: Krusty!
Krusty: How much do you love me? [Bart and Lisa watch the show at home] Bart+Lisa+Kid...
Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry. Krusty: Pfft.
Know him? He's my worthless half-brother. Lisa: He's a big TV star....
Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
!" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
Krusty: All right, here's the deal. Every time you watch my show, I will send you.
.. [holds up a check] forty dollars! Voice: [fine print] Checks will not be honored....
Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you can't beat yourself up....
Gabbo: And now it's time for another patented Gabbo Crank Call!
Bart: I can't believe it. He stole this bit from Krusty!...
Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery....
Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
-- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...