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• Gabbo: And now it's time for another patented Gabbo Crank Call!
  Bart: I can't believe it. He stole this bit from Krusty!...
• Bart: That cute little character could take America by storm.
  All he needs is a hook. Gabbo: [coyly] I'm a bad widdle boy....
• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
• Krusty: All right, here's the deal. Every time you watch my show, I will send you.
  .. [holds up a check] forty dollars! Voice: [fine print] Checks will not be honored....
• Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry. Krusty: Pfft.
  Know him? He's my worthless half-brother. Lisa: He's a big TV star....
• Krusty: I don't know how to thank you kids. Bart: That's all right, Krusty.
  Lisa: We're getting fifty percent of the T-shirt sales....
• Krusty: I've had plenty of guys come after me, and I've buried them all.
  Sea Captain. Joey Bishop. Pennycandy: Don't forget the Special Olympics....
• If this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!
  -- Krusty the ex-Klown, "Krusty Gets Kancelled...
• Quimby: I propose that I use what's left of the town treasury to move to a more prosperous town and run for mayor.
  And, er, once elected, I will send for the rest of you....