Jackie: It's been great spending time with my family again. I
guess the next time I see you won't be until
Thanksgiving.
Homer: [sly] Or if not then, Christmas...
Abe: I suppose I'll be gettin' home too. At least I got
Matlock to keep me company. Oh! He's on in five
minutes.
Jackie: He is? Step on it!
[the old folks' bus pulls up]
Crazy old man: [inside] Hurry up, hurry! Each "Matlock" could be our
last.
-- A wish before dying, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Related:
Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now my dear, if you
look in your champagne, I think you'll find a little surprise --
[Jackie drinks it, swallows the ring, and chokes a little]
Heh, uh, not to worry, I believe there's another one around here
somewhere -- [reaches into boiling fondue, burns himself]
[kneeling] My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid
as we speak....