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• Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time.
  Like that day I hit that referee with a whiskey bottle....
• I thought I was too old. I thought my time had passed.
  I thought I'd never hear the screams of pain, or see the look of terror in a man's eyes....
• Hibbert: Er, welcome to the new Springfield Center for Geriatric Medicine.
  You know, health care for the aging is an important priority in this -- Abe...
• Abe: I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit.
  It's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George "Goober" Lindsay....
• Burns: People, if we meet this week's quota, I'll take you to the most duck-filled pond you ever sat by!
  Grampa: Oh, hot-diggity! That's how they got me to vote for Lyndon LaRouche!...
• Jackie: It's been great spending time with my family again.
  I guess the next time I see you won't be until Thanksgiving....
• Grampa: I think Rudyard Kipling said it best: If you can make one heap of all your winnings and risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-to
  and lose, and start again at your beginnings, and never breathe a word about your loss, yours is the earth is everything that is in it, and, which is more, you'll be a man, my son....
• Grampa: Oh son, I'm glad to see you! I went for the morning paper and I got lost!
  And... Homer: No time for you, old man!...
• Grampa: [in boxers] I had that dream again... Home
  Oh, thank God, it's only Grampa. [slams door] -- "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...