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• Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
  He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....
• Ned: We did it! We got rid of -- [siren wail
  Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm not "hepped up on Goofballs....
• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
• Homer: I'd like to propose a toast to the coming together of the Simpsons and Flanders.
  If this were a more perfect world, we'd all be known as the Flimpsons....
• ound of Bobby McFerrin song finishing] Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one, "I'm Worried (Need Money)".
  If you want tickets to the big Pigskin Classic [oinking noise] just get to a phone and be our thirteenth caller....
• Ned: Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again. Home
  No! I want everyone to know that -- [yells] this is Ned Flanders, my friend!...
• Ned: Oh, can't you see this man isn't a hero? He's annoying.
  He's very, very annoying! Mrs. Lovejoy...
• Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders .
  .. my friend! Lenny: What'd he say? Carl: I dunno....