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Homer: Hey Kids, Wanna Drive Through That Cactus Patch?
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Homer: Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?
Bart: Yeah!
Lisa: Yeah!
Bob: [disguising his voice from under the car] No!
Homer: Well, two against one!
-- That's democracy, "Cape Feare"
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