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• Wiggum: [miffed] Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief Piggum!
  [everyone laughs] Heh, now I get it....
• Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?
  Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before....
• Sideshow Bob: Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web?
  Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in! Bart: Well, I'd hate to tell the number one cop in town how to do his job....
• Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
  Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because there are a lot of people who are book smart but it takes a special type of genius to -- Wiggum...
• Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who, uh, eats people and takes their faces?
  Prisoner #4: I'm right here, chief! Wiggum: Oh....
• Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without _me_ knowing.
  And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice and legal....
• Wiggum: Hey you! The state's not paying you five cents an hour to stand around.
  Now get busy! Bob: Oh, I'll get busy. I'll get very busy indeed....
• Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could not have done better.
  Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean Time....
• Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
  Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...