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• Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
  -- Homer Simpson Cape Feare...
• Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
  Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...
• Bart: And God bless Mom and Dad and Lisa and Maggie.
  And please, God, kill Sideshow Bob. [Homer and Marge react with alarm] Marge...
• Bart: Dad! Help! Marge: [screams] Ahh! Homer: Hang on, Boy!
  Daddy's coming to save you! [rolls over the tire trap and blows all the tires] D'oh!...
• Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow Mel.
  Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big....
• Homer: Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?
  Bart: Yeah! Lisa: Yeah! Bob: [disguising his voice from under the car] No!...
• Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow] Lisa
  Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake up, gasp] Ba...
• Bart: Dad...we've been robbed! Lisa: Wake up, Dad, wake up!
  There was a burglar and he took my saxophone!...
• Homer: OK, so we can't go over the fence. Marge: I feel so helpless.
  What if something happens to them? Homer: I'm sure they're fine, honey....