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  ..nah. Bob: [curious] No, go on. Bart: Well, you have such a beautiful voice....
• Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh! Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
  Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is serious!...
• Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake.
  Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr....
• I always knew you had personality. The doctor said it was hyperactivity, but I knew better.
  -- Homer is pleased that Bart's running for class president, "Lisa's Substitute...
• Homer: Ooh! Let's pick him up! Marge: No! What if he's crazy?
  Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots....
• Homer: Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?
  Bart: Yeah! Lisa: Yeah! Bob: [disguising his voice from under the car] No!...
• Homer: {[reads label on the Mr. Cleanser bottle] Hmm.
  .."Use only in a well-ventilated area." Shove it, buddy!...
• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
  -- Homer Simpson Cape Feare...