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• All right, all right...you win for now. But someday you'll _rust_!
  } -- Homer vs. the trampoline., "Bart's Inner Child...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Dad, this one gesture almost makes up for years of shaky fathering!
  -- Lisa, after Homer gets a trampoline for the family, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Homer: Hey, Krusty: I'm bringing back the -- Krusty
  [points a shotgun at Homer] You just keep right on driving....
• Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what?
  At least I'm out there trying new things. If it were up to you, all we'd ever do is work and go to church....
• Milhouse: Stop jumping on me! I'm hurt. Homer: Kids, kid
  once you get hurt, move aside and let other people jump....
• Homer: Guys, believe me, I didn't mean to get you expelled.
  Nerd 3: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves....
• Bart: I will _never_ get tired of this! Lisa: I'm going to have my wedding here!
  -- The children play on the trampoline, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
  What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The whole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today....