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  But those were just actors playing us! Ba...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot. Wiggum: Just a minute!
  This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! [pulls at his face a little] Wait, it _is_ Burns....
• Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
  Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it....
• Bart: I'll gonna knock you out one more time and that's it, this is getting boring man!
  Homer: [smirking] Try not to kill me too hard, son. Heh heh heh. -- "Moaning Lisa...
• Homer: Bart! Take a letter! Dear Mr. Burns.
  .. [heavy sarcasm] I'm so `glad' you enjoyed my son's blood....
• Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
  Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!...
• Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
  Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
• Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
  Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...