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Milhouse: Cool Train! Where Does It Go? Bart: Beats Me.
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Milhouse: Cool train! Where does it go?
Bart: Beats me. But it won't be back for three hours and forty
minutes. Once it had snow on it.
-- The boys play with toys in Burns' mansion,
"Burns' Heir"
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Bart: Now that you've agreed to reap the windfall of my death, I must return to my large, empty mansion to rattle around and await the inevitable -- alone.
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Burns: Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?
Smithers: Forty five seconds. Burns: And what's our time so far?...
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Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.
Bravo! [Places an award around Homer's neck....
Burns: Bart, I know you children see me as some sort of "booger man", but I'm really not such a bad dude.
Oh, your milk's gone cold -- I'll ring for the maid....
Bart: And I had the greatest time! Mr. Burns' house has everything -- a hedge-maze, a moat, bleached hardwood floors, and a bottomless pit.
Lisa: It couldn't possibly be bottomless. Bart: Well, for all intents and purposes....