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• Ralph: [whispers] Hey, Alison: what's the answer to number nine?
  Alison: [whispers] I can't tell you, Ralph. Lisa...
• Lisa: I'm really sorry about what I did, Alison. It's no shame being second to you.
  Alison: Thank you, Lisa. You know, I'm actually kind of glad I lost....
• Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy? Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph.
  I'm Miss Hoover. -- "Lisa the Iconocla...
• Hoover: Now, here's an oral extra-credit question. What was Christopher Columbus actually looking for when he discovered America?
  Lisa: [puts her hand up] Ooh! Ooh! Hoover: Anyone besides Lisa for a change?...
• Miss Hoover: You see, class, my lyme disease turned out to be [spells it on the board] psychosomatic.
  Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy? Student 2...
• Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found vegetarianism.
  Compared to them the public schools are a haven of enlightenment....
• Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder Heh. -- Ralph, "I Love Lisa
• Skinner: Ooh, now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry.
  [pulls sheet off] Pre-packaged "Star Wars" characters, still in their display box?...
• Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions.
  Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?...