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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: That's it! I'm calling my buddies. Marge is not the only one who can have a girls' night out.
  [dials the phone] Lenny: Oh, no can do, Homer....
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....
• Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
  [a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
• Marge: What? Oh my God! [Homer turns off the light] [we can still see Marge's eyes in the dark -- as in any cartoon] Home
  Marge, could you close your eyes? I'm trying to sleep....
• Stupid Flanders. Go ahead, Marge. Have a ball. What if they came back and I was dead from not eating.
  They'd cry their eyes out. [mock crying] "We should have never gone to the Flanders'....
• Homer: The old make-out place. Hey, a new weather station!
  I'll bash it good! [sighs] Oh, it's just no fun without Marge....
• SMILEY { :-) Marge Simpson (Homer's wife)
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...