Colonel: It's good to have another combat veteran around here. I
myself received a number of medals for, um, securing that
Montgomery Ward in Kuwait City?
Skinner: Hmm, yes, colonel. Now I understand it will be my duty to
mold the new recruits into a well-disciplined, highly-trained
infantry unit.
Colonel: Sure, I, I guess. Here they come! [a bus arrives]
Recruit 1: Hey, where do I get my grenades at?
Recruit 2: They don't have them group toilets here no more, do they?
-- Highly potty-trained, anyway,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
