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Quimby: And Who Are You, Little Boy? Bart: I'm One Of Your Nephews You Don't See Very Often.
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Quimby: And who are you, little boy?
Bart: I'm one of your nephews you don't see very often. Um, Bart-
Bart.
-- Bart tries to crash Freddy Quimby's party,
"The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
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