Moe: All Right, I Raise A Quarter. Carl: I'm Out.

Lenny: You want another card or not? Homer: Huh? Oh, OK.
I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!...
Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
[knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?...
Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
Bart: I'm outta here! Lisa: Me too. [they both leave] Home
Well, now that the little ones have toddled off to bed -- Marge...
Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it....
Homer: Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as, "The process of removing weeds from one's garden.
[everyone groans] Moe: Tell us more about you and Marge!...
Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...