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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Marge: Homer, what happened to you? Homer: Marge, I figured out what I can give you that no one else ca
  a bouquet of po -- [sees Moe's bouquet] oh, I give up....
• Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
  .. [everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom....
• Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
  Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it....
• Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
  He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God will punish him!...
• Homer: Oh, I miss Marge. Lisa, you're smart; help me trick her into taking me back!
  Lisa: Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you....
• Homer: Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as, "The process of removing weeds from one's garden.
  [everyone groans] Moe: Tell us more about you and Marge!...
• Marge: Can we get rid of this Ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago.
  Homer: But, Marge! It works on _any_ Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi....