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• Krusty: I'd like to thank everybody who contributed to Krusty's canned food drive.
  Your generous donations have made this our slipperiest, slimiest slop-stacle course ever!...
• Krusty: Get out! Don't come back 'til you fix "Itchy & Scratchy"!
  [Myers walks out, slamming Krusty's office door so hard that it comes of the hinges, shattering the window....
• Krusty: Hi Kids! [laughs] Guess what, Sideshow Mel!
  Mel: [slide whistle three times] Krusty: It's time for Itchy and Scratchy!...
• Hey, kids! Don't forget to watch my 29th Anniversary Show, featuring clips like this one of Sideshow Mel wacked out on wowie-sauce!
  -- Krusty, "I Love Lisa...
• Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the story of Krusty's expensive new sui
  his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully] Boy....
• Techie: Talking doll, take eight. Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.
  Oh, no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married....
• laughs sickly] Well, we're still on. Three hundred and forty-six consecutive hours, and all because of one little boy who.
  .. who WON'T LET ME STOP!!! [delirious] Anyway, now let's go over and see if Sideshow Mel has any more of those legal over-the-counter wake-up drugs of his!...
• Krusty: [slapping Sideshow Mel] I thought I told you to stay away from my sister!
  ! [a song comes on the radio] [softens] Oh, here's 50 bucks....
• Sting: There's a hole in my heart as deep as a well for that poor little boy, who's stuck halfway to Hell.
  .. Sideshow Mel: Though we can't get him out, we'll do the next best thing....