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• Marge: Hello, Mom?...Fine. You know, Abe had a very nice time with you last Sunday -- Abe
  Tell her I love her! Marge: [covering mouthpiece] Grampa, shh!...
• Patty: Hello, everybody except Homer. Jackie: [touching Maggie's nose] Happy birthday, granddaughter.
  Patty: Marge, I think that's your father-in-law across the street....
• Marge: Maggie! We've got a surprise for you. [brings in the cake.
  Everyone takes photos of her, and Maggie gets frightened by the flashbulbs, candle flame, and darkened room....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end: the end of dog racing.
  Everyone: Boo! Marge: I think they're in love....
• Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here? Home
  [in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!...
• Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping people.
  Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings] [shudders] You handle it....
• Marge: Homer! You didn't do a very good job frosting Maggie's birthday cake.
  Homer: [walking in] What? [reads lettering] It's not Magaggie's birthday?...
• All but Marge: Yeah! Yes. All right! Marge
  [drolly] Yeah. Lisa: I want to meet the first female Stealth Bomber pilot....