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• Jackie: Oh, my favorite song. This is so nice! Abe
  I can't remember when I felt this young. Oh...I really can't!...
• Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now
  my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think you'll find a little surprise -- [Jackie drinks it, swallows the ring, and chokes a little] Heh, uh, not to worry, I believe there's another one around here somewhere -- [reaches into boiling fondue, burns himself] [kneeling] My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid as we speak....
• Lovejoy: And so when Eliphaz came down from Mount Hebron bearing fig
  he offered them to Mohem, who you will remember is the father of Sheckhom, and to Hazar on the occasion of their matrimony, much in the same -- Bu...
• Abe: Honey! Are you sure you want to be Mrs. Montgomery Burns?
  Wouldn't you rather be Mrs. Abraham J. Simpson?...
• Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent exposure.
  It was the most embarrassing day of my life. Abe...
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Burns: {Bravissimo, Luigi! Bring us your finest bottle of vino!
  } Luigi: {Hey, you trust-ah Luigi, huh? He knows-ah what for to make-ah really nice the amore....
• Burns: [grabbing paper] "Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier, re
  Delineation of Romantic Intentions" -- pfft, too sappy....