Abe: Good night, Mrs. Bouvier...wherever you are.
Lawyer: [approaching] Mr. Simpson, I represent the estate of Jimmy
Durante. I have a court order demanding an immediate halt of
this unauthorized imitation. Boys?
[two large men grab Abe's hat and stomp on it. The three
leave]
Abe: Well, would it be all right with you if I just laid down in the
street and died?
Lawyer: [off-camera, shuffles papers] Yes, that would be acceptable.
-- "Lady Bouvier's Lover"