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• Marge: Maggie! We've got a surprise for you. [brings in the cake.
  Everyone takes photos of her, and Maggie gets frightened by the flashbulbs, candle flame, and darkened room....
• Marge: Say, I've got a neat idea! Why don't you go in and pick up my mother and we'll all go out to dinner?
  Abe: I'll be back in a jiffy! [comes back with a woman in a wheelchair] Marge...
• he doorbell rings] Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
  [Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe...
• Marge: You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common.
  Um...hmm. You both got swindled by that telemarketing scam!...
• Abe: Hot diggety! I'm going to smooch her like a mule eating an apple!
  [demonstrates] I even bought me some special novelty dentures....
• Jackie: It's been great spending time with my family again.
  I guess the next time I see you won't be until Thanksgiving....
• Abe: Son, we want to help you catch that plug-ugly yegg.
  Homer: [sweet] Dad, the best way for you to help is to set a good example....
• Jackie: Oh, my favorite song. This is so nice! Abe
  I can't remember when I felt this young. Oh...I really can't!...
• Abe: [points to old TV] There she is, the old Radiation King.
  You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours on end....