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• Marge: Well I think it's wonderful that your father has fallen in love with my mother.
  Homer: Well I'm opposed to the whole thing. Damn opposed!...
• Lisa: Why don't you go see Grampa? Bart: What can &l
  he> do? Lisa: He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest Simpson alive....
• Bart: Ohh, I only grew half an inch. I'm still too short.
  Marge: Growing half an inch in one day is still pretty good, Bart....
• Jackie: I remember Lisa's third birthday. She and Bart did this adorable little song and dance routine.
  Abe: Oh, heh heh! That was a real horn-honker!...
• Marge: Mom's almost ready for her date. She sure seems taken by this new beau.
  I feel so bad for Grampa. Homer: Dad says this new guy's a repulsive, obnoxious old billionaire....
• Lisa: Half a gallon of chocolate. Bart: Check. Lisa
  Half a gallon of chocolate brownie fudge. Bart: Check....
• Bart: Hey, Lis! Guess who's got a genuine Itchy and Scratchy animation cel?
  Lisa: Oh! That is so cool! That is so exciting! That is so -- [Bart pulls it out] -- crappy....
• Marge: He's an awful, awful, _awful_ man! I guess if he makes Mom happy, that's all that really matters.
  Homer: That's right, money. Your money's happiness is all that moneys....
• Lisa: Uh, maybe I need to talk to somebody with a little more age and wisdom.
  Abe: Death stalks you at every turn! Lisa: Grampa!...