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• Marge: You know, part of spending time together as a family is spending time apart as individuals.
  Homer: Parents' Island? Marge: Y'uh huh. I'm sure we'll appreciate each other all the more when we meet up at dinner....
• Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow] Lisa
  Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake up, gasp] Ba...
• Homer: It _is_ the seventies! Right down to the smallest detail.
  Marge: Hey...the bartender even looks like John Travolta....
• Torture Land"..."Explosion Land"..."Searing Gas Pain Land".
  .. "Unnecessary Surgery Land"...hmm... -- Marge reads the park map, "Itchy and Scratchy Land...
• Bart: Oh wow, cool! Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
  Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's just pretend violence, which is _actually_ beneficial for children....
• he robots close in] Marge: Oh, my. It looks like we're doomed.
  Homer: Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me....
• Homer: [looking at map] North...south...aw, nuts to this!
  I'm going to take a shortcut. Marge: Homer, no, you're going to get lost....
• Marge: I have nothing to say to you. Homer: But Marge, I was a political prisoner!
  Marge: How were you a political prisoner? Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt!...
• Lisa: Dad! The flash must have scrambled their circuits.
  Homer: What are you, the narrator? Lisa: Aah! Just keep taking pictures!...