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Homer: It _is_ The Seventies! Right Down To The Smallest Detail.
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Homer: It _is_ the seventies! Right down to the smallest detail.
Marge: Hey...the bartender even looks like John Travolta.
Bartender: Yeah..."looks like".
-- At Itchy's 70s Disco, "Itchy and Scratchy Land"
Related:
he robots close in] Marge: Oh, my. It looks like we're doomed.
Homer: Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me....
Lisa: You know, Itchy and Scratchy Land isn't for kids.
They have a place called "Parents' Island"....
Bart: A chopper! We're saved! Man: [in Itchy costume] Hey!
You're the guys that didn't like our capering....
Bart: [German accent] Hey mouse...say cheese. [snaps picture
an Itchy robot collapses] With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero....
Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
-- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow] Lisa
Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake up, gasp] Ba...
Marge: You know, part of spending time together as a family is spending time apart as individuals.
Homer: Parents' Island? Marge: Y'uh huh. I'm sure we'll appreciate each other all the more when we meet up at dinner....
Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
Bart: Mom, guess what? Lisa: We're going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!
Marge: No. I've already planned our vacation. We're going to the Highway Nine Bird Sanctuary....