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• Torture Land"..."Explosion Land"..."Searing Gas Pain Land".
  .. "Unnecessary Surgery Land"...hmm... -- Marge reads the park map, "Itchy and Scratchy Land...
• Bart: A chopper! We're saved! Man: [in Itchy costume] Hey!
  You're the guys that didn't like our capering....
• Meyers: As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park, I'd like to thank you for stopping the killer robots, and to show my appreciation, here are two free passes.
  Homer: But there are five of us. Meyers: [angry] Here are two free passes!...
• Homer: One adult and four children. Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
  Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park....
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• Frink: You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.
  Repairman: How much time do we have, professor? Frink...
• Bart: So, Mr. Itchy, you think you're God's gift to women, do you?
  Lisa: Don't do it, Bart. [Bart pulls a stink bomb from his "Li'l Bastard Traveling Kit" and slingshots it straight into Itchy's mouth] Itchy...
• Narrator: Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly successful "Pin-Itchy-o".
  Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy-o, and don't you lie....
• Hee, hee! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me! -- Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy Land