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Bob: That Was A _big_ Mistake, Bart. No Children Have Ever Meddled With The Republican Party And Lived To Tell About It.
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Bob: That was a _big_ mistake, Bart. No children have ever meddled with
the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.
-- Bob chides Bart for his stunt, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Related:
Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
[points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband and old grouch (1831-1909)"] Oh my God....
Bob: Well Bart, Lisa...here I am. Lisa: I have a plan.
I think we can trap him. [they walk up; Lisa takes a sip of water] You know, Sideshow Bob, I believe you when you say you're innocent....
There was one little boy who never lost his mistrust.
Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart. Ba
Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby, is confused about your school system....
Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children don't accept you?
Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me....
Bart no like. Bad medicine. -- Bart expresses his disapproval, "The Return of Sideshow Bob
Homer: Aah! It's the Rapture! Quick, get Bart out of the house before God comes!
-- Homer is awakened by construction, "Sideshow Bob Robe...
Her only hope was a plucky young boy and his slow-witted father.
-- Bart the Hero, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...