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• The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
  Most importantly, a towel has immense psychological value....
• There once was a hacker named Ken Who inherited truckloads of Yen So he built him some chicks Of silicon chips And hasn't been heard from since then.
• And for the few that only lend their ear, That few is all the world.
  -- Samuel Daniel (1562-1619) -- Musophilus, Stanza 97...
• Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.