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Smile! Things can only get worse.
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
There are two kinds of people in this world: Those that want to BE something, and those that want to DO something.
(There is less competition in the second category.)...
Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
Gargling twice daily is a good way to see if your neck leaks.
Rubbing hair restorer into your scalp is a good way to insure hairy fingers.
Preventing baldness is simple. Just knot your hair from the inside.
Even though one keeps his nose to the grindstone, it does not mean that he is good for anything besides cutting bread with his nose.
Old bakers never die, they just quit making dough.
Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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