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Epigrams are macros, since they are executed at read time.
Economics is called the dismal science, but that's just because most economists are dismal scientists.
Crime wouldn't pay, if the government ran it.
Streakers repent! Your end is in sight.
How can you tell when an IBM salesman is lying? When his lips move.
We will release no software before its time.
Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground... and missing!
Honesty is next to poverty.
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Your karma just ran over my dogma.
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