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Spare the rod and spoil the drag race.
Condense soup, not books.
Philadelphia isn't dull - it just seems so because it is next to exciting Camden, NJ.
Eliminate government waste no matter how much it costs.
The reason the government thinks you're just a number is because it's just a machine.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
For those of you who think life is a joke, just think of the punchline.
Save our virgin forests - buy a tree a chastity belt.
An egotist thinks he's in the groove when he's in a rut.
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
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