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The Reason The Government Thinks You're Just A Number Is Because It's Just A Machine.
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The reason the government thinks you're just a number
is because it's just a machine.
Related:
No special reason, just government policy.
The reason they call it work is because sometimes you have to do stuff that you just don't want to do.
Noble, aristocratic voice:) Yes, one million dollars COULD be yours, IF you leave your name, telephone number, and the reason WHY you want to join the ranks of The Rich and Famous!
If this is Ross Perot, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan, or Princess Di, just leave your VISA number and expiration date, and we will definitely get back to you!...
Just because he's dead is no reason to lay off work.
I am not home to talk to you, But please don't be a creep.
Just leave your name and number, At the sound of the....
I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone....
Just because.
Just a RIME without a reason.....
There is no God! He just thinks he's there!