Two Japanese businessmen are talking during their afternoon dip in the hot
baths at the Geisha house. 
The first businessman says, "Hirokosan, I have
unpleasant news for you. Your wife is dishonoring you. I saw her the other night
and she was out with another man." 
Hirokosan can't believe what he hears,
and asks for more information. "It is as I said, Hirokosan, and she is
doing it with a foreigner who appears to be of the Jewish faith." 
Shocked,
Hirokosan goes home to confront his wife. He faces her and says, "I am told
that you are dishonoring me with a foreigner of the Jewish faith". 
She
replies, "That's a lie! Where did you hear such meshugas?"