The first ladies of UK, Japan and France were having a meeting with Lady
Hilary Clinton. The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective
spouse.
The first lady of UK says, "It is like a gentle man- it stands up, as
soon as I enter the room"
The lady from Japan says, "It is like an army officer- you do not know
where he will attack from- front or back.."
The French lady says, "It is like the screen in the auditorium- once the
act is performed, it drops down..."
Then Hilary says, "It's like a rumor... it moves from one mouth to
another..."