So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday. As the offering basket is
passed, he drops in a big wad of bills.

When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money
and announces: "Someone here was very generous in the offering today.
I would like to ask the person who gave this large amount of money to
please stand."

The gay man stood up.

The minister continued, "Well, sir, we certainly do appreciate your
generosity. And to show our appreciation, I'm going to let you select
your three favorite hymns."

"Okay," the gay man replied, "I'll take him, him and him!"