Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just
finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower.
Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he
decided he was going to join him in the shower.

When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and
the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to
Tom, ''I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in
here and jack-off!!''

Paul looks at the wall and says ''What are you talkng about? I wasn't
jacking-off, I farted!!!"